One Gator - Two Gator

I found a gator on Monday and my friend Kelly said it looked dead. I agreed with this but to make sure I went by on Tuesday to check on things. Sure enough he was still there and appeared not to have moved. I concured with her assessment and went to a St. Patrick's day dinner with friends and neighbors and told them of the dead alligator. One dinner patron was SO very excited about this, he wanted the gators head. Wanted me to go get it for him, now I don't scare easy but that's WAY out of my league. Kelly goes by on Thursday and he is gone, someone must have called DNR right? I had asked someone to do this so the missing dead gator is not suprising at all. Its beautiful here today, I mean a perfect perfect spring day. It's 70, no humidity and a bit of a breeze without a cloud in the sky. Off we head on our bikes and come upon the spot of the dead gator and suprise he nownamed Fred is there. Guess he wasn't dead at all, glad my friend didn't head over there with his chainsaw and try to chop his head off. Can you imagine trying to chop a live gators head off?